Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
A+ Viking dick
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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