You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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