Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
Randomize
