glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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