You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
When did we convert life to cartoon?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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