Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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