Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize