It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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