If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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