Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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