He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Randomize
