fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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