I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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