im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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