i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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