you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
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