He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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