I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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