I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
