i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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