weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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