I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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