He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
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