why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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