I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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