is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize
