Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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