marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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