At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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