She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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