That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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