you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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