she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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