Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
A+ Viking dick
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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