lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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