Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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