I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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