Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
love makes seman taste better
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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