Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
This house was built for laser tag.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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