It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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