Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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