I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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