People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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