Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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