He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
This can only be settled by a dance off.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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