I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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