So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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