Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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