I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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