Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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