I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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